March 2012
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I dreamt my mother got a butterfly tramp stamp. Can someone hold my hair back...
– Twitter / Paxochka
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Mark Ruffalo always looks like he just watched a Mark Ruffalo movie.
– Twitter / conanobrienswyf
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Me: Is the movie in letterbox?
Friend: What’s that?
Me: We can’t...
– Twitter / Coy0teUgly
I’m just a normal guy who puts his track pants two legs into one leg while...
– Twitter / FlyoverJoel