October 2011
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Like me.
“Like me. Like me. LIKE MEEEEEE!” -My impression of most of us.
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bdgarp: The Reality of Tourism →
garptwo:
Turns out my taxi driver tonight was really a prostitute and got angry at me for not wanting to have sex with her for $1000. I said I wouldn’t have sex with her for $1.00. She then accused me of being anti-pussy. I told her I was a big fan and supporter of pussy in general. She said I must not…
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I want a relationship that’s romantic and musical, like a Bollywood movie....
– Twitter / LouisPeitzman
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