Cat revolution begins here. →
If Andy Warhol were a barista I would ask for fifteen minutes of foam.– Twitter / JerryThomas
Getting off the phone.
A really fun way to get off the phone with someone you don’t want to talk to anymore is to start yelling, “R2, SHUT DOWN ALL THE TRASH COMPACTORS ON THE DETENTION LEVEL!” Repeat 2 to 3 times. At which point you turn on your garbage disposal and throw your phone in.
Ask the next person you see with a Ramones t-shirt what their favorite Ramones...– Twitter / sweet_toof